Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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