Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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