Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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