Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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