I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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