I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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