I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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