Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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