Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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