Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now