Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay