I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.