Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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