i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...