So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
