So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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