She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Randomize
