Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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