Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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