I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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