I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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