I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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