so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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