if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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