I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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