Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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