Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so let's talk penis.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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