Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Randomize
