it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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