marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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