so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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