my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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