I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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