Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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