i just google imaged poop.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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