Can Purell be used as lube?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Your cock deserves a montage
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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