The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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