she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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