Jerry, you need to find god
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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