Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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