He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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