Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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