She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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