You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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