he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Shame - the story of my life.
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