he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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