is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
