Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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