Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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