if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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