how can u be prego again
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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