I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My underwear smells like fireworks.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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