You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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