i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm at about main and main street
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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