Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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