So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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