super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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