Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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